1. me: *wakes up*
  2. me: wheres my phone
  3. me: *rips off blankets*
  4. me: *hears loud thud*
  5. me: there it is
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sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

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  1. WiFi: connected
  2. Me: then fucking act like it
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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

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steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

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grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

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lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

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xalifornia:

Do u ever see a boy and ur like oh my god I love life

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toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

image

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nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

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